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Your pet, as the universe sees them.

Upload one photo. Receive a cosmic portrait so eerily right that people cry a little — and a small adventure story to go with it. A universe that noticed your animal.

Create your pet's portrait One photo · a few minutes
Mina, a black cat, portrayed as a cosmic being surrounded by planets and flowers

Mina · seen through the portal

I. How the universe does it three small steps
Step 01

Send one photo

Any photo where their face is visible. Phone snaps are perfect — the universe is not picky about lighting.

Step 02

The cosmos takes a look

A few minutes pass. Planets are arranged, flowers are gathered, one small moon is polished.

Step 03

Receive their portrait

A cosmic portrait plus their adventure story — who they are out there, and what trouble they cause.

III. Every portrait arrives with a story written for an audience of one

Field report · Mina's cosmic adventure

"We're pretty sure we spotted them last Tuesday juggling ringed planets like cosmic pancakes — the physics were definitely not consulted. Welcome to the Cosmic Crew, Mina. Let's see what trouble you cause next."
— delivered with the portrait, as every story is

Not just a picture. A myth.

Alongside the portrait, the universe files a short report on your pet's cosmic life — their post out there, their known offences, their perfect mix of curiosity and mischief. People frame the portrait. They read the story out loud.

✳ Don't like AI? Perfectly reasonable.

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Every pet deserves to be noticed by the universe.

One photo · a few minutes · one of one

Create your pet's portrait